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ur horny but its just an easy way to say it
Ethan: fuck dude I'm a car shes too hot
The classic response to when someone asks you why you don't sweeten your coffee.
"You seem like a milk and two sugars kinda gal"
"No sugar for me..."
"Why not?"
"I'm sweet enough already :)"
What the hell is this
Hello, i'm mariariari
Feeling like a funny but unsuspected think is about to happen
Someone: 'grabs a knife'
Other: "oh no I'm scared"
Other: 'dies'
Famous last words from a knight trying to defend his queen. Similar to "trust me bro", it is now used as a way to counter an argument especially for a woman whom you'll never get.
"My understanding is a psychological body language, whenever that happens, people usually actually huddle up more to protect their mid-body, because that's where your organs are."
"I...I'm...I'm a physic..I'm a physician."
When a girl says or does something so devilish and illegal or obsessed with her crush, she says or texts "I'm just a girl" "Just a girl"
Girl 1:I miss him, his smell, his veiny hands, everything about him.
Girl 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP GIRL.
Girl 1: I'm just a girl 🥺
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