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"A Song of Ice and Fire" is the the theme music from "Game of Thrones'".
Matt, my roomie, always plays "A Song of Ice and Fire" when he want to put ice cubes up my boy-hole and suck him off -- I can't push them out until he has a throat-gasm!
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When you go to a music festival or other event and they have grossly under-estimated attendance and massively skimped on port-o-potties. You enter for a #2. There is already a cone of scheiss adorning the seat, but you feel confident you can cast the last stone. With knees unbent and face to the door, you ice the cake with success.
Note: only one person can claim having iced the cake per port-o-potty; extra bragging rights if you wipe with a wife beater afterwords and swirl that around your prize to fashion it a makeshift crown of glory
When Mike finished icing the cake at Festeroo, he erupted from the port-o-potty exclaiming: "it's done, no more!"
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Cream on the inside; clean on the outside.
-Ay man you hit that big white pussy?
-yea, she got that ice cream paintjob.
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Tripping out on two or more drugs while with a large group of friends doing the same thing.
Dude! Were you at that Ice Cream Social last night? I fucking tripping balls!
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When a woman/man with a mouth full of ice cream performs oral sex onto man.
"did she give you a ice cream blowie last night?"
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When 2 lesbians grind their bald biscuits together while trying to hold an ice cube in the middle. The object is to grind until it melts, without letting it slip out.
Melissa: Damn girl you rocked my world last night.
Patricia: Bitch I told you the ice cube sandwich was the best thing since the double-ended dildo.
Melissa: Yeah my meat curtain has freezer burn, but I'll be back for more tonight.
Patricia: I can't wait. My favorite part is eating the tuna milk shake when we get done.
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A Classic Ice Over is a mixed drink with beer in it. You take a Classic Ice (thats the beer) and add usually three shots of Admiral nelsons spiced rum.
Classic Ice Over Admiral nelsons
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