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Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by October 17, 2021


right to dew process

A law dat states dat during periods of water-rationing, you may still perform moisture-related preparation/manufacturing in da wee hours of da morning, provided dat you only use naturally-occurring condensation on cooled outdoor objects.

"Right to dew process" could also refer to legislation dat permits you to imbibe cloyingly-sweet soda from a green plastic bottle while performing preparation/manufacturing-related tasks.

by QuacksO March 5, 2021


RIGHT IN THE EYE

When a GRAPHIC horror scene happens and you can't look..

*John is walking down the street and gets BRUTALITY massacred* You look at the brutalness RIGHT IN THE EYE

by March 6, 2021


atheist right

Extremely western-centric, pro-capitalist, bigoted internet cult. Hell bent on free speech in the platforms which they frequent, also hell bent on using this freedom to childishly insult people (many of them are children who got in touch with such ideas through Youtube's lets play or atheist channels), hell bent on basing political views proposed apolitical notions such as ''rationality'' and ''logic''....

Group of people Marlyn Mason described in lyrics of mOBSCENE as ''Your freedom's not free and dumb''.

Young bigots trying hard to not look conservative.

Soff-alt-right

There's no such thing as Atheist right, you're just a regressive cuck.

by existential anarchy February 4, 2017


Right Whack

When someone does something clearly dangerous and fucking stupid and then suffers the obvious consequences of their actions. Especially when that person complains about it after.

1. Kit was the world's best "free climber" - scaling deadly precipices with no ropes or safety equipment. Sadly Kit is no longer with us. Fuckin right whack Kittybang!!!!!!

2. Watch this youtube video of a guy getting his finger bitten off after he sticks his finger in a crocodile's chomper! "Uh oh, this sounds like a right whack".

by Chief Charles Moose June 7, 2011


Out at the right time

A phrase used to convey a message that you left a place or situation at the best time.

David was surrounded by lunatics, so David left and told people "Out at the right time".

by ursaggynan January 11, 2022


alt-right commas

Punctuation frequently used by alt-right and conspiracy believers characterized by writing in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS and commas placed in semi-random order, preceded rather than followed by a space.

NOTHING ,IS A ,COINCIDENCE WITH ,ALT-RIGHT COMMAS !!!

by mexas May 13, 2020