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Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!
Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis
Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death
*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”
Woman or man who provide dedicated blowjob services to only one man. They are usually on-call. Personal Cocksuckers are usually consensual, but sometime unconsensual.
Example 1: “Dude, my girlfriend loves me so much, I got myself a personal cocksucker!”
Example 2: “Unless you want me telling your girlfriend all about the gay porn collection I found on your computer, you’re gonna be my personal cocksucker from now on.”
A female that is a lady but is also a person
Dude look at that hot female lady person over there
A female that is a lady but is also a person
Dude look at that hot female lady person over there
Like Girl in Red or Boy in Blue asking someone this is asking them if they are into non-binary people
Person 1:Hey do you listen to person in purple
Person 2:Yes ofc
Explanation of how perfect, amazing, endearing, hot, ideal-for-you, flawless the person you’re inviting is...
You: kakfkakfokskfki like you blah blah blah
Person: you do?
You: yes. So much, in fact, that
Person: that what
You: Will you go to hoco with me?
Person’s name: ...
when there is a situation where you would normally call someone a retard or retarded but you dont want to be offensive so you say that they are a bus person instead.
“why do you think she would do that?”
“cuz shes the biggest bus person ive ever met”