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a dirty jacob is when a guy fucks and cums in a girl's pussy, then forces her to suck him off and clean him up.
Guy1: "bro i gave ashleigh a dirty jacob yesterday"
Guy2: "no way man! did she like it?"
Guy1: "hell yeah she took it like a slut!"
When you take a shit and you’re running low on toilet paper, so you have to reuse the same piece by folding it over multiple times
Person one: Damn, there was fuck all toilet paper in there!
Person two: Sorry dude! Did you have to do a dirty Jacob?
Person one: yeah, I folded that thing reeeal good.
1. the combining of two idioms, which has the effect of confusing the audience, rather than clarifying the intention.
2. the incorrect application of a single idiom, which leaves the audience mystified.
Examples of a Jacobism are:
1. We'll "pull it out of the ball park". "Do you mean, 'Pull if out of the bag' or 'Hit it out of the ball-park'?"
2. We're "barking up the wrong track". "So are we 'on the wrong track' and 'barking up the wrong tree'?"
3. We'll need "a three eyes check". "You mean a four eyes check?"
4. We need to "get our ducks on a plane". "So we need to get our ducks in a row? Why do they need to be on a plane?"
a series of events done by somebody, usually named Jacob. They could include being irate and upset. See royalballpython01 for more information.
He is having a series of Jacobisms
He is best friends with Caleb Keegan
Hi im Jacob Taylor and Wow I love Caleb he is my best friend
A guy with a teenie weenie
Man Jacob Robbins has a teenie weenie