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When you're gonna go on a date, and you're excited about it all week, but the moment it comes up, you get super nervous.
GF1: "Excited for the date today?"
GF2: "Yeah I was, but now I'm nervous."
GF1: "Sounds like Lesbian's Gambit."
A female celebrity who just embues a powerful gay energy, regardless of whether or not they actually date women.
"Cate Blanchett, let's be real, in those suits she's a Lesbian Power Mom all the way"
"Jodie Foster is the Lesbian Power Mom we all want and need"
Someone who sucks pirate boobs and likes a man Taikia Watititi
“Lesbian KANYE Visted Ofmd Boob Club To Touch Man Boobs. “
An older, aggressive, workshop-oriented lesbian.
“Patricia had that shed built and my sister’s virginity in less than an hour—talk about a Sawhorse Lesbian!”
A dude who prefers to have sexual relationships with females in a female body.
Dude I watched"Lesbians kissing" videos on YouTube and it's making me turn into a Lesbian Dude. I don't want to eat WAP as a dude – I want to be in a sexy lady body as I eat WAP.
When you have closer & more valuable relationship with your Female friend than the individual who is expressing interest in you ... so you tell the person you are a full-on Lesbian to avoid any let-downs or awkward conversations for the remainder of the night. Clear boundaries and low-pressure -- It's the perfect way to stay in a great conversation.
"Yeah, my Lady is amazing too. We're in a Lucid Lesbian relationship. She's the best."
"No worries, that isn't even an issue. I'm a Lesbian, dude. Finish your story!"
"Well with modern dating, it's really common for people to not even live in the Same town.... for example, my girlfriend lives in Sarasota, and I live up here. We love it. One of us is taking a vacation all the time. "
If an out of the closet lesbian has had no success in dating for 5 years or more, they may marry their trans masc best friend.
"Hey did you hear Linda's getting married?"
"I thought she didn't have a girlfriend!"
"She didn't, she called upon The Lesbian Exception!"