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a stereotype that lesbians love rice
she’s totally a rice lesbian! have you ever seen her order any other side dish?
A lesbian that has significant aggression towards another person for invading her potential dating territory
Sally was a territorial lesbian because every time another woman came close to Jennifer she became agitated and jealous
Another name for a double sided dildo
Where did you hide lesbian cucumber
someone who kills lesbian women
I used to be a lesbian slayer
a girl that looks like a lesbian but actually isn't one
she's a lesbian look alike but she's not actually a lesbian.
Guy 1: “hey bro”
Guy 2: “Your mom gay”
Guy 1: “It’s opposite day” Guy 2: “oh dang that rhymes”
Also guy 2: “Your dad lesbian”
The saddest shit you ever saw.
Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.