An entity with different names. Goes by the names of Ishmael etc etc.. People usually find him annoying but they can't handle his swag and awesomeness.
Uncle A L I M O N Y ? Is that you?
Yes! It's me!
Your layouts are fucking bangers!!
the guy who will be there for u through anything. he’s caring and amazing and everything like that. he has a fabulous fashion choice and is pretty cute if i do say so myself. he’s nice to everyone and if u mess wit him, u gonna have to go through me hahah.
Microsoft bullshit.
Unpleasant stuff Microsoft ships with its software and there being little you can do about it.
I like windows but I really hate all that m$bs that comes with it
They are best friends that hate each other because M started hanging out with A’s gf (at the time) and she used to message M every morning, afternoon, night, she never stopped and one dayyyy, she broke up with A although M didn’t like her, now A is annoyed with M because he did ask M to not hang out with her as she started avoiding A and hanging with M….
Written by Mua 🔪😫
Girl: Is that A’s Ex? Didn’t she break his heart
Guy: Yeah M stole her heart by “accident”
Girl: I quite like A, he’s fit
Guy: I’m single.. :(
Girl: Yea but the whole M - A situation has made them soooo hot now
that mini stick of dynamite you always play with as kids that was the cause of your buddies 3 missing fingers.
"Hey Tim, you remember that old gag where we'd light an m-80 and flush it down the toilet?"
Acronym: Mother-Fucking Awesome Person or People
Pronounced: em-fap
That M-FAP is my hero.
The M-FAP in my life are the best