When you set your dont give a fuck attributes to 99.
Geef Maxer was Geef Maxxing with his AirPods in during class while professor was yapping.
Max is an actual weirdo, who does he think he is with his grade 9 exams. Ughhhh. Mr I’m too smart to help christy in science haha go suck my big toe. Max is a legend tho and he has a massive crush on my pet pigeon called josh Southgate. Mr Goffard said my pigeon is a rapist 😬, Josh thinks he’s cooler than max but everyone knows it’s not true.
This dude is such a mood! Oh yeh it’s max Allen
Max Allen is an absolute bloody legend and he’s very smart but he doesn’t help Christy in Science so she had to use whatever of her brain she has left from baingin it on the table. Max is mean and fatshames josh but who cares it’s funny. Also he is mr goffards bum wipe and Christy likes orange more than him. Christy is wayyyyy more amazing than max. End of
look at the chicken nugget it must be a max allen
The only artist that makes covers of old song but isn't corny as shit
-What's your favorite Ava Max song?
-It must be my head and my heart
-The absolute maximum
Slang
When you reach the limit
"I have one week of holidays, PEPSI MAX"
"I need to pay rent by friday, PEPSI MAX"
"I will be ready by 1pm, PEPSI MAX"
Better than that Coke Zero shit, since they changed the formula.
PEPSI MAX MAXIMUM TASTE NO SUGAR!
Pepsi max is being butt fucked while submerged in a bath of Pepsi no sugar and a single can of Pepsi max
Me : Hey babe me and the boys are going to do Pepsi max a form of butt sex while being submerged in Pepsi no sugar and a single can of Pepsi max
Babe : sure enjoy Pepsi max with the boys