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The act of propositioning someone to be your friend when you really don't know them.
I really wanted to hang out with this one asian chic that did my nails once, but I felt embarrassed and thought I would sound friend desperate to ask her to hang out...
To play words with friends with the goal of getting a lower score than your opponent.
Note: Only works if your opponent knows there playing dwarves with friends
broatchy played 'at' for 2 points in dwarves with friends
Unspoken mutual desire to be friends with someone but you don’t know how to start the friendship.
She seems pretty cool. There’s such a friend tension between us. I just don’t wanna make it weird.
Someone who is simultaneously friends with everyone or many people but friends with no one.
"You ever notice how we always hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend) but never hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend)
A person who you secretly adore and consider to be a close friend, yet they are so irritating that you are physically unable to utter the word friend without adding the prefix non-.
Friend: Wow your roommate sure is one of a kind...do you guys even get along?
You: ...well she is actually my best non-friend.
what you call your significant other when your super religious parents can’t know you’re dating.
mom- “so you’re sure you don’t have feelings for john?”
me- “no, he’s just my faithful friend.”
A friend that is so good you could not live without them. Also known as a 'Friend Organ'
Andrea: Yeah tiffany is so close to me were basically attached at the hip
Chad (from Chad Africa) Sounds like you have a Friend Organ.