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This can refer to the thick fluids hurled from a male penis (or slut monkey) at the end of sexual excitement; also commonly called semen, cum, throat yogurt, or sperm. Minor differences can occur such as the color and thickness.
Sorry lady, I was trying to aim my penis barf away from your hair.
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When a male forms his genitals into other things. i.e. The fruitbowl, or the Eiffel Tower
The hamburger is some crazy puppetry of the penis!
see www.genitalorigami.com
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Semen that accidentally lands on a strand of hair, drying up and coating it, rendering it stiff.
Last night my boyfriend totally ruined my hairstyle and now big chunks are set in Plaster of Penis
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Someone with a peruvian accent trying to say "Chocolate Peanuts".
Can youa please gimme somea that chocolate penis.
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an extremly sunburned dick.
that man had a very soggy roasted penis. it was insane. MOTHER FUCK. put it away larry!
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Kinda like when an amputee can feel a limb that is not there. It is when you can feel your penis in one spot when it is actually in a different spot.
You know when you tuck your penis and balls back and cross your legs to look like a girl.. Well in this case tuck the penis to the left and back but leave the balls to the right in front, don't push the balls back. Now move around slightly and like MAGIC your phantom penis feels like it is where it belongs centered over your balls in the middle even though it is not. Cool huh!
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Similar to Penis Envy and haterism mostly found in large males with small penis(s). Subjects affected will display a limited personallity usually manifest with phrases from six years of mainstream cinema and other sorts of bland entertainment choices. Males with penis rage will take all aggressions out on others more fortunate not only in life but down stairs.
"Man why is ryan being such a bitch on the internet?"
" His penis rage is actin up, another girl laughed at him."
"...ooohhhhhhhhh..."
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