pack leader

Typically a savage. Breaks reeds. Ruining the band all the way to best in class.

"Wow, he just broke that guys reed!" "He's ruining the band too, must be the pack leader"

Belarusian jet pack

Having a rocket up your ass to spin faster on a horizontal bar.

The Belarusian Jet pack will make all NATO member cower in fear as their soldiers spin a Mach speed on a horizontal bar.

Six Pack Limit

The distance limit of a person hiking in the woods carrying a six pack or case of beer. Can usually be described as a pile of broken glass bottles and crushed beer cans. Almost always the same distance from the trail head no matter where you are hiking in the world.

"Well, we've reached the six pack limit, look at all those beer cans!"

"We've gotta make the six pack limit by lunch or we won't make it to the nice campsites."

Don't pack a jacket

A polite and sneaky way to say "go to Hell."

Upon hearing of OJ's passing, I had thought: "Say hi to Johnnie Cochran, and don't pack a jacket."