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When playing Xbox or PS3 and someone is so bad at a game that the only game they will be good at is Lego Batman.
Dude you are so bad at this game. Go play Lego Batman.
5👍 9👎
March 28th is the day of scat. Anal from sun up to sun down. Partners are enabled with no boundary scat permissions. Get shitty.
“Oh shit, tomorrow is national scat play day.”
“You better clean that asshole girl don’t you know tomorrow is national scat play day !”
10👍 26👎
The act of talking a nice juicy dump into a womans vagina, then give her anal so hard that it squeezes the shit out like play-doh
Jimmy gave sarah a such a hard play-doh anal fuck that she couldnt walk today
28👍 88👎
A shitty saying that trashy ass white girls use when they think they’re the shit. Commonly used by whores or just plain out retards
Oh beck I slay hard. play hard. I’m about to get dicked down
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When you stay out for hours and hours (say, from 7:00pm to 6:00am) and come home and you're tired as hell.
Guy 1: *drunk* Dude.. *passes out*
Guy 2: He must be stayed out played out. *drags him to the couch*
3👍 5👎
what to say when tom doesnt play nice
Tom, you broke the tower of eternal sufferage and sincerity! Get him!
*throws blocks at his skinny head*
YOU DONT PLAY NICE! *wam* *wamwamwam*
*wack*
9👍 24👎
the act of one partner(male or female)begging their partner to have sex with them every time that they are together, however the other refuses by claiming that he or she doesnt have a condom when in actuality both have condoms
Despite the fact that Will and Sarah have dated for over six months, much to Sarah's dismay Will refuses to play his cards right.
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