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When a flacid cock is rolled into a ball, and is put into a girls mouth causing arousal the cock shoots out into the back of the Throat. WARNING: may cause strep throat
“I gave my girl a Roley Poley Throat Punch last night, and she still hasn’t woken up. You could say that punch was a knock out.”
1) To be in a situation that requires powers or abilities that one does not possess.
2) To be (temporarily) successful in such a situation.
From boxing; a fighter who is punching above his weight is fighting an opponent who is heavier and more dominant.
You're only a freshman, so take an intro class. Don't try to punch above your weight.
West Bromwich Albion are punching above their weight in the Premier League. They'll soon be back in the second division where they belong.
Jeff was punching above his weight when he was dating Liz. She's way too hot for him.
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A phrase commonly used in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene to ward off mother hens trying to cock block.
Fat Chick: "No, Kerri, we need to go!"
Bar Patron: "Woman, I will punch you in the tits!"
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When one sticks his/her tounge in thier partners ass hole, using his/her tounge in a punching motion.
Bro, my goal tonight is to bring that hot girl home so I can tounge punch the fart box!
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Five Finger Donkey Punch is when you anally penetrate someone going more than wrist deep with your fist clenched and with an over sized ring on each finger and a wrist band with spiked studs attached while playing the song “Fire in the hole” by the band Five Finger Death Punch.
John had a “causal” date that lead back to a hotel room that he was asked to turn around and bend over and receive a pleasure like never before, he was “Five Finger Donkey Punched” he was never able to sit normally again.
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Eating the booty. Eating ass. Licking that booty good.
Imma gunna tongue punch the shit shooter when I get home. Gunna eat dat ass so good she go cross eyed.
Punching someone in a particularly sensitive area, such as the nuts, cunt-punching someone, the stomach, the throat, or the back of the head. Used as a threat.
Me: I'm gonna kill that guy...
Jerry: Dude, you couldn't kill him even if you had a gun...
Me: Shut the hell up, Jerry! Say that again and I'll punch you in the cancer!
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