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When whatever you are doing or attempt to do become a buttfucking mess.(aka a total shit show)
Can all be used as the word to describe cumming on a girls pubes that contains lots of dingleberry like hard crunchy crouton bits, the cum is the dressing.
When your retard friend makes a shlop salad out of your plans.
Damn that guy dressed that girls shlop salad nicely.
Similar to StayTuned, its usage immediately identifies the user as a Douche. Here, however, the douche label is due to the pronunciation, not just the usage.
Anyone NOT from France that uses a fake french accent to say it, in ANY context but ESPECIALLY at a restaurant, is a Douche.
*At a pretentious hotel restaurant, on a pretentious terrace, looking at overpriced, pretentious salads*
Lance: I'll take her advice and get the Salade Nicoise, please. Anyways, I love your dau.....
Cynthia: Sparkling, not still, oh and could I get a Sa-lah-deux Knee-SWOI-ZZZUGGGHHHHHH.
Lance: Jesus Christ, I can't marry your daughter now, what the fuck is the matter with you. Ok, We're Done Here. Also, I may call the police.
when you have diarrhea and throw up at the same time
“Bro I just had dumpling salad!”
When a person's unruly haircut resembles that of a tossed salad.
It looks like you just woke up with that "Tossed Salad Head!"
when you mix a little but of multiple kinds of weed (concentrates/manufactured allowed NO SYNTHS OR EDIBLES!!!!!)
Oh man we're gonna smoke some crank salad
When a salad toss is being given and it evolves into a Arabian salad toss. Thus gaining the ability "arabian sandblast" ( see definiton of arabian sandblast for further description)
What's this? Your salad toss is evolving into.....?!?! ARABIAN SALAD TOSS!!! Congratulation! Your Arabian Salad Toss has learned a new ability: Arabian Sandblast.
Man1: hey man I heard your "salad toss" evolved last night?
Man2: yaa! It evolved into a "arabian salad toss"
Man1: your wives asshole is Gunna love battling your tounge!