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He is a god at life sexy huge cock associated with NIGGA named Hugo he did edibles but still a god ❤️❤️
Wow what a sexy sam over there
Sam a person who will someday give head to spencer shelton because of his great hair. She will never give head to anyone else but spencer and when she does he loves it.
I want SAM to go down like she does with spencer
A large boy with unparalleled confidence and a buttcrack that hasn't seen soap since his mother stopped giving him baths. Sam has dirty fingernails and wears deodorant only on occasion. One must admire the unwavering self-love this man has considering his hygiene, mediocre intelligence, and disdain for women. Much like a cockroach, Sam survives this harsh world by living off the crumbs of other people's work and contributing nothing of value to the universe. This man is so pathetic that any relationship he has ever had or will ever have is maintained only by the pity of the other individual. This includes his parents.
Professor: You will all be assigned to the same lab partners for the rest of the semester. Marcus, you will be with Sam.
Marcus: 'jumps out window'
The most caring and loyal friend you'll ever have. Sam is someone you know you can always count on and he'll never judge you for anything. He's honest, strong, filled with optimism and has probably never done a terrible thing in his life. Sam will make you happy and put a smile on your face whenever you talk to him. He has big dreams for the future which he doesn't give up on and always makes it through hard times in his life. He also cares for everyone around him and is the most thoughtful person you will know, he's so handsome but will always need reassurance about it as he can be quite insecure so you need to make sure you're there as much for him as he is for you. If Sam is your friend you should be beyond grateful to have him in your life.
Person 1: "Woah you're friends with Sam?!"
Person 2: "Yeah I am :)"
Looks like Bobby Hill. The smartest dude you'll ever meet. He's adorable with his mannerisms. He's a redneck but not the yee-yee kind. He's mean sometimes but in a funny way. Will do anything for 5 dollars. Loves Metallica. Claims he's black bc of his black cousin.
Stfu Sam, you suck ass at 8 ball. I AM THE GD QUEEN.
1:“Have you met sam?”
2: “yeah, he’s a little bitch boy”
1: “I know right!”
Sam is one of the most amazing guys you could ever meet. Sam is so sweet and kind and he is always there for you, better yet when you are feeling down he can make you laugh with his smart ass comments. Sam has the most wonderful blue eyes, and the sweetness smile that he is always across his face. Sam makes you feel great whenever you are talk on to him. Sam is just overall the greatest person ever inside and out.
Me: hey I met a new person today
Friend: oh what’s his name
Me: Sam
Friend oh keep him forever