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Ham sandwich moment

The point in a House M.D. episode where Dr. Gregory House solves the puzzle and finds the one missing piece that saves the patient's life. It usually occurs the minute a patient is about to die, resulting in House bursting into the room, making an incision, pull out a live animal (sometimes), and curing the patient of their affliction.

This was named for the Pilot episode and episode 314 (Insensitive) in which a ham sandwich provoked the moment.

House Fan 1: "Why does he keep looking at the hair behind her ear?"

House Fan 2: "Oh, this is it! The ham sandwich moment!"

House Fan 1: "Look at that, the cheap hair color solution she used had chemicals that mimicked hormones, which caused her to be sick."

by Oreopie January 21, 2009

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watermelon & cucumber sandwich

tit-wank

did you see claire yesterday?' 'oh yeah, she gave me a really nice watermelon & cucumber sandwich

by milhouse & DAASZ August 17, 2010

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blue cheese sandwich

it is the combonation of two somamuscle relaxer), and one bluesvalium. the blues is the cheese and the soma is the bread. i luv em. makes me feel like super ultra mega man. for higher tolerance poppers, i suggest the double blue cheese sandwich. talk about good times. try avoid driving tho because i personally know 3 people that get the munchies and crash their car because blue cheese sandwiches give you mad munchies but makes you slow motion while driving. not a good combe but blue cheese is 4 sho.

sweet, i am in no pain after poppin that blue cheese sandwich. i think im goin for the double blue cheese sandwich and then im going to burgerknig for some grumb and then pass out for about 14 hours. i feel bad for those people who have never tried these blue cheese sandwiches. they work wonders!

by HOT POCKET STOMPER November 27, 2008

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the open-face sandwich

the act of spreading a partner's butt cheeks and filling the crack with semen and eating it yourself.

"I had to resort to the open-face sandwich because her vagina was so nasty."

by clutchclutchingtons September 7, 2012

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Sittin' on a ham sandwich

To be sitting on a big idea. Akin to low hanging fruit.

Bob realized he was sittin' on a ham sandwich when he struck oil in his back yard.

by Chris Brulator July 10, 2009

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Canuck-le Sandwich

A wheat-bread sandwich containing a ginormous dildo with a piece of lettuce on top to be served orally to a certain douchebag that manages a certain sports bar in Fox Valley, IL that has you move tables 3 times because his incompetent employee fucked up your reservation.

I'm gonna give that a-hole a CANUCK-LE SANDWICH!!! >=T

by Fyllie McBlackhawk April 27, 2011

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Softshell Crab Sandwich

(Also known as Pocquoson Delight)When a chick has a yeast infection that is so bad, that her pubes are crusted up and resemble a fried softshell crab. In order to get to the honey hole, you have to slap two pieces of bread on that thang and eat through the crust like a softshell crab sandwich. The fresh discharge serves as a tartar sauce substitute.

Paddy, upon finding the entrance blocked, reached into his pocket, pulled out two slices of bread, and made himself a "Softshell Crab Sandwich". Two minutes later he was in.

by Donkey June 16, 2004

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