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Alice in Wonderland Syndrome. Females who refuse to mature into adulthood. In early illustrations Alice wore mary janes and babydoll dress. Alice also had a kitten. In the opening sequence Alice is a daydreamer under the care of her older sister for the afternoon. The mature sister serves as a stark contrast and womanly example for Alice and for those with the syndrome. The story is basically her desire to eat sweets under a tree while talking to her cat all day.
Headbands, bangs, mary jane shoes, glitter on sweaters, pleated skirts, candy stash in purse, scrapbooking by candle light, taking naps, talking or singing to yourself for extended periods of time, hello kitty everything, colouring, glitter pens or pens with those fluffy things at the top, wearing kids' backpacks, heavily favouring Disney movies/movies with elaborate old-timey costumes/movies with singing and dancing, playing in make up for hours on end with emphasis on the colours pink, purple or glitter, cat stroking, majoring in English, etc. are all symptoms of this debilitating disease.
Alexa Chung has Alice Syndrome.
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The exhausting, maddening feeling when you're stranded at home waiting for the UPS guy to deliver your package. Symptoms include dozing off, hearing phantom diesel engines, restlessness, and a constant fear of leaving your waiting spot lest the UPS truck roll by while you're gone.
A: "Hey, B, you seem stressed out. Why don't you get out of the house and come see a movie with us?"
B: "I can't. I'm waiting for UPS to deliver a package, and it's giving me some serious Brown's Syndrome."
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A disease in which the infected person falls for another, the "crushee," and then exhibits:
1.) Denial, such as obscurely rejecting all mention of the crushee.
2.) Fetishes for a body part of the crushee.
3.) The ability to always know where the crushee is at any time.
If Sylvia Syndrome goes without cure for an extended period of time, the diseased person will also exhibit:
4.) Creepiness to the extent of taking picture of the crushee while they are not aware.
5.) Stalking all the crushee's relations on Facebook.
6.) Naming all inanimate objects after the crushee.
7.) Observing the crushee to the point of memorizing all their habits.
There is currently no known cure for Sylvia Syndrome.
I always see him in the big crowd... do I have Silvia Syndrome?
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You might know it as the popular song by One Direction but it is a real syndrome.
Stockholm syndrome is a syndrome that is gained during being kidnapped. You begin to gain positive feelings for that person usually of the opposite sex. The main reason for obtaining Stockholm Syndrome is the kidnapper telling the captor that they will no kill them or if they feed them on a regular basis.
The captor begins to feel grateful and think of them as a good person or even start to gain feelings for their kidnapper not wanting to be rescued.
When they are rescued they talk about their captor as good or even loving person.
Belle from 'Beauty and The Beast' is said to have Stockholm Syndrome.
person 1, "Look at that girl on the TV, she just got rescued from that awful man."
person 2, "Whats's she saying?"
person 1, "That he was a great person. But he kidnapped her!"
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a newly discovered syndrome where a person, usually an obnoxious male, shares similar symptoms to asperger's but lacks intelligence altogether, let alone more pronounced intelligence, canceling out the possibility of asperger's syndrome altogether; antisocial, negative, critical, asshole-type behavior
Joze Bollzineurazz: Dude, your father's a stupid prick. I think he's got asperger's syndrome.
James D'Kinyamouf: No dude. He's a dumb fuck. He's got assholeberger's syndrome.
Joze Bollzineurazz: Cut the bullshit already and pass that blunt.
James D'Kinyamouf: Please don't hurt me.
Joze Bollzineurazz: White bitch.
James D'Kinyamouf: Ouch! My butt.
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Overactive use of the M16 or the burst shot of another gun like the M16 (3shot bursting).
Oh man, I just can't stop using the M16, I must have Penguin Syndrome
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Emily syndrome is a term for getting into a long-distance relationship over the internet while being too young to live and act on your own and having commitment issues on both sides due to being too young.
May cause heartbreak, depression, sadness, denial and anti-socialization.
Steve hasn't been leaving the house and has been chatting with a girl over the internet non-stop. He may be suffering from the Emily Syndrome.
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