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Big hairy crap followed by liquid shit sauce or turd gravy
Man I just took a hairy dump complete with turd gravy
An almost tasteful nude selfie you send someone with the casual feature of a turd, cheekily peeping out of your anus before full release is granted to it.
I sent him a peeping turd while he was away and he got fucked off the plane for masturbating.
when you make toad-in-the-hole but it looks like literal shit
friend 1: what'd you make for dinner?
friend 2: i fucked up and made turd-in-the-hole
Its like a turd in a Christmas cake means then you expect to get something good, but turns out bad.
Chris gave me a job the other day, it turned out to be a turd in a christmas cake
A bowel movement that comes out like little round raisins.
Her butt was so big, she had no choice but to poop raisin turds
When one person poops in a public restroom toilet and does not flush, and then someone else comes along, poops in the same toilet, and also does not flush. This process can be repeated many times, until either the janitors find out about it, or someone flushes it. These can get really big.
I just added my shit to that Teamwork Turd Pile in there. That thing is huge!
The hind end of a male or female.
"Dude, did you see the turd spitter on that red head that walked by? I'd like to explore that cave with my gut shovel!"