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Sweet Tea and Whiskey (preferably a cheep canadian brand)
measure 3 parts tea to one part whiskey. Named after its inventor and famous proponent Ben Collins. Named due to the drink, and its benefactor's incredible smoothness, deceptive sweetness, subtle bite, and renown ability to get you fucked up.
Acceptable other names include, "Collins Tea", "BC Tea", and when made with Black Velvet, "Velvet Tea".
Sarah has had 3 Ben Collins Tea's tonight and she is wasted
Also know as the 'Chunky Ben Two-Step' or the 'Double Chunk' to those more familiar with the dance. The dance was invented by Brandon, "Chunky Ben" Bennett.
The dance is as follows:
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em
Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)
Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
(Repeat)
The chunky Ben two step/Chunky Shuffle/ Double Chunk also means to have sex, or 'get it on.'
Hey man, get your girlfriend and do The Chunky Ben Shuffle all night long.
My nieghbors will be pissed.
When your retarded mate Ben fucks up in some way. It can also be applied to your other mates as long as they commit some fuckup but should be reserved for your mate called Ben if you have one.
Mate called Ben: Misses sitter in Rocket League
Mate 2: Oh my Ben!
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"Yeah mate, ben & bourkes beers is the *only* way I can figure out what beer I try next, you have to check them out."
"Fuck yeah mate ben & bourke's beers set me up with the perfect lager for my 17 year old niece's birthday party;))"
Holy shit ben is so fucking broke. I need to go pick up his food stamps because he's so fucking broke. Oh my god he's broke as FUCK.
Ben is fucking broke bro. Hes going to fetch water from the well.
When someone with commitment issues finds themselves only crushing on “real” but unobtainable guys (i.e someone they met on vacation or a minor celebrity). Results are magnified if said guy plays the guitar.
After my recent breakup, my Ben Traill Syndrome began to flare back up.
Somebody who jerks off a lot of dudes.
Guy 1: “hey do you go to the club tonight and work as hard as Ben?”
Guy 2: “yes, I’ll grab the lube”