noun- A meeting of bros to discuss things or events in one bro's life. The topics of these meeting should be held with the utmost secrecy among bros and should not be discussed with any female whatsoever. At the conclusion of the bro council, the topic shall be no longer discussed and the bros who participated in the meeting shall act as if no meeting has even occurred.
Bro 1-"Dude, we need to have a bro council. The girl I've been banging for the past month wants to date me."
Bro 2- "This calls for an emergency bro council. I will send word to our fellow bros."
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The name for a girl who is considered one of the guys. She's as close to being a bro as her vagina will let her get, but there is always that little distance that prevents her from being an actual bro.
Dani hung out with the guys in Ben's basement last night. She's a total psuedo-bro!
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When one bro and another bro jerk each other off simultaneously . For either bonding or stress relief purposes.
Chris and Scott are such bros, they bro-stroked this morning.
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v. To go on a manly friendship date
Joe: We need to mandate a man-date. We should bro-out some time.
Fred: Hells yeah broski. We should see the new hunger games movie.
Joe: Yeah... I don't think it's going to work out.
Fred: Speaking of working out I need to hit gym. I just bought some new protein shake mix.
Joe: Yeah I'll see you some other time.
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That impossibly charming colleague who can be aloof at times but is surprisingly nice and affectionate one on one
Never thought I'd fall for my bro-worker
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we always throw the sickest parties at our bro pad
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