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Verb: A term used to describe the act of stealthily leaving a party or social gathering that has a high number of males, compared to females (ie; Sausagefest). This is done without saying goodbye or informing anyone in attendance that you are leaving. Thus, nobody knowing what happened to you or where you went.
Noun: This word can also be used to describe the person who partakes in the above behavior.
You can be a "Dick City Ninja" or you can engage in "Dick City Ninja-ing".
Note: Part of the skill, in this fine art is that your friends must be unaware of your exit, as well as the random people at the gathering. This tactic is mainly done by seasoned party veterans that understand that they are most likely NOT going to be getting any action because the ratio of females-to-males is at an unsatisfactory level. And, a Dick City Ninja also understands that hanging around begging for scraps is sad and pathetic. Dick City Ninjas are men of standards and honor. And it is very satisfying to chuckle and think about all the pathetic losers (Your friends probably) that are putting on there best show to impress the few "most-likely" mediocre women/barflies. It is a great laugh when the following day your friends call/text, to see if you are still alive.
Verb Example:
Guy #1: "Hey, what happened to you last night when we got to the After-Bar Party? You disappeared. There were so many people there, it was a blast!"
Dick City Ninja: "Really!? Thats funny, because when I walked in I saw 2 girls and about 20 guys. So, I Dick City Ninjaed out of there, and went home to drink beer, and do something that wasn't a complete waste of time!"
Guy #1: "What do you mean!? There were at least 5 girls there!"
Dick City Ninja: "Did you get any action?"
Guy #1: "Uhhh...well not really. All the other guys were all over them and I didn't get a chance to make a move, and by that point in the night, the girls were all a sloppy mess anyway."
Dick City Ninja: "Oh Boy! I really regret my decision then. Sounds like it really WAS a blast!"
Guy #1: "You are a dick."
Dick City Ninja: "Haha."
Noun Example:
Guy #1: "Man, I don't like going to parties with John anymore!
Guy #2: "Really? Why not?"
Guy #1: "Because, he is a Dick City Ninja."
Guy #2: "Sounds like you go to some really lame parties then!"
John: "He does! They are complete sausagefests!"
Guy #1: "I hate you."
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Another variation of the Cincinnati bowtie, where the giver flatulates in the victim's face. Only this time, the flatulation becomes a shart, and the victim receives a ferocious spray to the face, similar to a Hot Carl. However, no seran wrap is involved. If the shart comes out as hot brown lumps dribbling on the neck, the carl becomes a Windy City Steamer.
"My girl is giving me hell. I think I'm gonna give that bitch the Windy City Carl."
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Migrating mainly from large, rural-based, state colleges: a univer-city transplant is a suburban-raised college grad who moves to the city which (they claim to originate from) shorty after school, in what they believe is a major step toward adulthood and individuality; but in reality is a parental-funded extension of the Greek-run college town bubble they so desperately miss.
UCT’s will commonly form small packs and take up residence in the city's trendiest and most expensive neighborhoods. The reasoning behind which is the aforementioned mom & dad financial support system and an irrational fear of not living "where the action is." It is a HUGE plus if any of these neighborhoods happen to back up against the campus of a city university as the local establishments will likely cater to the college-esque activities (bar crawls, tailgating, etc.) that they hold so dear.
Besides what is located within the boundaries of the neighborhoods they live in, univer-city transplants have a little more than a tourist’s knowledge of what a city may have to offer. However, they frequently try to affirm their self-proclaimed city-dweller status by dropping names of places that they consider to be hidden gems. In most cases these are well known institutions that even someone from out-of-state could point out. The use of Facebook to boisterously announce their newest “discovery” or “favorite spot” is also an annoyingly common trait amongst UCT’s.
"Gotta dig fall in Chicago! Love this city this time of year ;)"
-actual Facebook status from a UCT who has never experienced fall or any other seasons within the Chicago city limits.
Univer-city transplant: Hey man, my frat buds are having a birthday party @ Duffy's by my apartment, you should come!
City Resident: I don't think my wallet can handle Lincoln Park bars tonight. I'm going out in Uptown.
UCT: You don't have to make up neighborhoods just cause you don't wanna hang out, man.
City Resident: ...
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*Released in 1989 for the 8-bit NES, by the company Technos (who in part released Double Dragon). River City Ransom was an underrated side-scrolling beat'em-up game where you could play as one or two players, and in essence, go around beating thugs up and taking their money! You can then use their money for RPG-related elements, such as going to stores and restaurants to power up your character's stats, and even learn new techniques.
River City Ransom has been recently re-released for the Gameboy Advance (by Atlus). It is now called River City Ransom EX (EX means 'extra' I think), and is basically River City Ransom with improved features, and tons of customization capability. RCR EX is very deep and I highly recommend it.......but good luck finding a copy; they sell like hotcakes!! I would know; the new copy I bought was the last friggin' one they had!! o_o I'm so lucky. ^-^
*To go around beating people up and taking their money.
"They seriously should consider making a sequel to River City Ransom; the game just fucking rules."
-me
"I like to go downtown pulling a River City Ransom from time to time. ^-^ "
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a edmonton based band that at one time was 102.9 sonic fm's band of the month. they play rock music ( with many influences).
i went to the murder city sparrows concert a while back and it was pretty good.
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A city of greater Houston. Home of the Clear Creek Wildcats, Clear Springs Chargers, and Clear Falls Knights. League City is home to around a million people. It is a great location because it's only about 45 minutes from downtown Houston in one direction and Galveston in the other. If you live here, you rep the LC. Kids here don't really like it because it's not a major city, but it actually has a lot of great things to offer. A lot of people want to leave the heat and "boredom," but once they leave, they've realized what they had was great. There is no "hood" of League City, so all you gangsters need to pull up your pants and turn your caps around.
Oh, you're reppin' that LC? You must be from League City, Texas.
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While the female is shitting on the toilet she is also giving a blowjob to the male standing in front of her
Dude, last night I got a Quad Cities Rambler from Stacy. We're throwing away ALL the Pepto in this house!!
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