Ass fingering

When Eli shoves his fingers up mychals ass and mychal likes it

Ass fingering is when a boy shoves his finger up a girls asshole.

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Patty fingers

When a ginger man shoves his shiny cheeto flavored fingers into a female, while performing the starfish move. This creates a suction effect that can only be released when his fingers are closed. If not performed by patty himself, this maneuver will end in the death of both participants.

"Did you see Maggie quivering this morning?"
"Yea I heard she survived Patty fingers!"
"Damn I wish that Ginga Pat would shove his fingers inside me!"
“Me too”

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finger puppetted

hungover, tired, desert fever

nah cant be fucked, im finger puppetted..

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tourettes of the fingers

To uncontrollably text vulgarities at someone your mad at.

Sorry about my texts last night I was a little drunk, I have a chronic case of tourettes of the fingers and foot in mouth disease, when I'm that way.lol

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Finger Tunnel

The painful condition that ensues in your fingers or your thumbs after excessive amounts of texting or Blackberry Messengering (BBM). A far distant cousin of carpal tunnel.

After five contiuous hours of foreplay and sex with my girlfriend over Blackberry last night...I've got a severe case of finger tunnel.

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gouche finger

the act of penetrating ones gouche with the finger. very painfull

I gave matt the worst gouche finger last night

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fingers and thumbs

stumbling over something like trying to tie your shoelaces after using super-glue.

see: sixes and sevens

yesterday I made dinner in 10 minutes but today it's all fingers and thumbs all over the floor, up the wall and in the garden.

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