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Mexican Josey is the stupid kid in the trumpet section that wonβt shut up and looks like a fish. He has big fish lips, and has a bad hair day everyday. He has broken glasses and looks Chinese without them. He has a Mexican sister that is fat and annoying as hell. She doesnβt shut up about her burritos and is awful at trumpet. He has a broken trumpet because he drops it all the time and puts it through the washing machine to clean it. He ascts like a porch monkey by being loud and obnoxious and jumps around throwing shit. He looks like he eats garbage and dead squirrels everyday. Has no common sense or sense of fashion. His real name is Jose but Mexican Josey suits better. Mexicans hate him because heβs too lazy to help with the vegetables harvests.
You see how Mexican Josey did his unicorn costume? It looks like a dildo made of socks.
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That orange mexican hater decided to build a wall to prevent mexicans from entering US. Never seen someone who hates mexicans so much.
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Most often used when someone average is bragging about their attractive Latina girlfriend, describing how itβs much easier to score an attractive Latina girl than it is an attractive white girl, because theyβre less exclusive. This term can apply to any brown Latina.
Dude, look at my hot new gf!
βEasy Mexican.β
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When you awake to a fellow bending over you in the "toilet position" with his balls in your mouth and a fart escaping out his arse on to your eyes. Popular on stag do's. This was named due to the similarity to the warm Mexican air and salty taste in your mouth.
Got served up a Mexican breakfast this morning. What a horrible start to the day.
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The dirty Mexican of the north (also know as Canadians), they use fake plastic Monopoly money, drink maple syrup, walk their Polar Bears and live in Igloos.
An Orange American President: "We can't trust those dirt Snow Mexican up north. They are Illegally smuggling Beavers into our land. We need to build a wall of ice and snow and make them pay for it with their Monopoly money."
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While a man is lying down and getting head, he quickly wraps his legs around the woman's body and turns over onto his stomach so that her head is now resting on his ass.
I gave this chick a gnarly Mexican pillow last night. I had just taken a shit so some toilet paper got stuck in her ear, damn.
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When two mexicans feel the need for something more mexican than the perfectly structured spicy pendaho of a well prepared taco, in which the male mexican puts spicy pendaho in the female mexicans vag and eats her out while the female puts a soft taco shell around his shlong and gives him some old fashioned mexican fun, in a sixty nine sexual motion.
"Dude hows it goin?"
"Im beamin man i just did The Frisky Mexican with a slippery gypsy!!!"
"Thats some hot shit mon."
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