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The American Dream®

The American Dream®, though it used to mean something, has long since become a symbol of consumerism, corporatocracy, and, quite frankly, bullshit, to a large portion of the more critical population.

Well I'd like to tell you all about my dream, it's a place
Where strip malls abound and diversion's mere moments away

Where culture's defined by the
Ones least refined
And you'll be left behind
If you don't fit in
It's all distorted
In americana my way

Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true

Now give me my cable, fast food, four-by's, tat's right away
I want it right now cause my generation don't like to wait

My future's determined by
Thieves, thugs, and vermin
It's quite an excursion
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way

Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true

I'm a product
Of my environment
So don't blame me, i just work here

My rights are denied by
Those least qualified
Trading profit for pride
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way

My nightmare has come true
My nightmare has come true
Yeah, it's all coming true

American by the Offspring

Dude 1: Why does everyone hate me

Dude 2: maybe you should stop working a mediocre job only so you can afford driving a pickup truck, eating fast food, and sitting on your ass all day.

Dude 1: No way, dude. I'm just living The American Dream®

by LoZander January 28, 2016


Wet Dream Texting

When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.

Damn boo, I’m wet Dream texting right now. Hope your phone has a lifeproof.

by Drip Drip Drop February 17, 2020


nirvana dream

The Dream Of Getting The Success Of The Band Nirvana ~John

When I grow up I want to achieve the nirvana dream

by Johnps710 December 3, 2016


Runnin’ Down a Dream

It was a beautiful day, the sun beat down
I had the radio on, I was drivin'
Trees flew by, me and Del were singin' little Runaway
I was flyin'

Yeah, runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me
Workin' on a mystery, goin' wherever it leads
Runnin' down a dream

I felt so good like anything was possible
Hit cruise control and rubbed my eyes
The last three days the rain was unstoppable
It was always cold, no sunshine

Yeah, runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me
Workin' on a mystery, goin' wherever it leads
Runnin' down a dream

I rolled on, the sky grew dark
I put the pedal down to make some time
There's something good waitin' down this road
I'm pickin' up whatever's mine

I'm runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me
Workin' on a mystery, goin' wherever it leads
Runnin' down a dream

Yeah, I'm runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me
Workin' on a mystery, goin' wherever it leads
I'm Runnin’ Down a Dream

by Death Menace August 6, 2023


Willy Wonka Wet Dream

When someone has some insane diarrhea while they are asleep.

“Bro I had a Willy Wonka Wet Dream at my girlfriends place last week. Let’s just say she ain’t my girlfriend no more

by Vikingwaterfall August 26, 2023


Fireman Dream

Fireman Dream

1. A dream that someone has held since a toddler, young adolescent, or teenager that has a high chance of being forgotten with age, or is impossible to reach.

Speaker: "Dude, I love gaming. Becoming a game designer has always been my Fireman Dream."

by Elementess November 18, 2010


Hakeem The Dream

A term coined for those named Hakeem. The people who use it absolutely love Hakeem. They'll doing anything for him, even going him their first newborn child. They possess an infatuation for Hakeem(s) and will pull any strings to get their attention.

Hakeem? You mean Hakeem the Dream? He's daddy all day. (Jane)

by InterestingFacts February 14, 2018