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Slang saying one who is with the times,ecentric, all knowing,on top of things.
Man that guys like a g-dog on a fly tip today.
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A old primary saying derrived from biblical scripture referring to the cosmic unbalance experienced by both humans and birds in an aura of wetness. The shared self interprentence is lost by the swelling darkness of night, and an uncontrolable urge of wisdom not to fly till dawn arrives.
Two guys come out of a pub:
1st Guy: "Lets burn some rubber in da drag races man while its dark! No coppers!"
2nd Guy:"Wet birds don't fly at night... remember that man..."
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The act of jumping into a romantic partners embrace, whilst flicking their face with your genitalia.
Bill: “Hey man, how’d last night go?”
Jeff: “Totally great man, I gave Sarah’s grandmother The Double Backwards Flying Dick Flick and she fucking died.”
when you've been waiting for what seems like years for something good to happen, then realize you need to grab some kids to get extra money from the government
I'll tell you when Joe Lets That Stimmy Fly I'll be able to pay my rent, utility bills, and restock on weed... wish I had some kids though so I could get extra money from the government
THE MOST FUCKING AMAZING SHIT YOULL EVER PUT IN YOUR MOUTH!!!! :)
i just ate a supa dupa fly hoe burger
now i shit out supa dupa fly hoe's
i love my life
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Diplomatic way of telling a man that he has neglected to zip up his trousers.
Head waiter: 'Apologetic cough, Excuse me sir do you know that you are flying without a license,
<Thought bubble> ... and that the sight of your scabby dick is upsetting our customers.
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