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This is a 3-part maneuver beginning with the act of blowing one's load into another's butt hole. The pitcher then swiftly dives down to suck their chum back out of the catcher's anus before spinning him around and spitting it back into his mouth.
Little Biebs really thought he was getting it bad from Big Wayne until Wayne gave him a chocolate snow kiss. Biebs instantly regretted eating street tacos earlier that day.
The newly updated kiss my ass. Kiss my piss debuted on the tv show Silicon Valley. It's as odd and nerdy as it's originator.
Dweeby CEO of Pied Piper - Richard Hendricks (deftly played by Thomas Middleditch) - lands this as a major diss.
Colin: Can I be real with you? I really need this.
Richard: Can I be real-er? Kiss my piss
Colin: What?
Richard: You heard me. Kiss my piss. (said repeatedly with awkward techno-jig-like dancing)
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October 14, it's the National day of kissing your crush
oh my gosh it's October 14, you have to kiss your crush
THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT: Kissing the homies goodnight is just saying goodnight, it is not gay.
"gotta go say night to the homies"
"yo, I heard that you kiss them. Is that true?"
"yeah??"
"so?"
"isn't that gay?"
"no."
"I just wanna kiss my homies goodnight in PEACE."
"kissing the homies goodnight just means to show your bond of friendship"
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A Term Phrased By The Band kiss for their fans that they lost 25 years ago everyones so sick of kiss like it was said in "role models", Even Paul Stanley Is Sick of Kiss Wich is True!
Now in days everyones to scarred to say thyre in the kiss army for fear of getting laughed at
Gregg: I'm in the Kiss Army
Davie:Your A Faggot
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Gay nigga kissing is what it sounds like it’s two gay niggas kissing. It’s low key kinda hot to watch for those can handle it cuz you may bust in 2 seconds
John: man look at those gay nigga kissing
Ronnie: fuck man I’m about to bust in my pants
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It is when you are going to bed, and you forget to kiss your homies good night, and it isn’t gay because they’re your homies
My GF- where were you?
Me- sorry I was kissing the homies goodnight
My gf- isn’t that gay?
Me- no they’re my homies and if you ask me one more time I’ll leave you
My gf- oh ok I get it
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