beat the ever-living shit out of you

For situations where the more common phase "...beat the shit out of you..." is inadequate in conveying the profound level of beating that is about to take place, the enhanced phrase "...beat the every-living shit out of you..." is fully able to convey the more complete intended meaning and associated depth of conviction concerning the need for such a vigorous beating.

Hey Skyczics, it's not cool to steal parts from a man's chopper. It's not cool at all; it's fuck'n chilly - and chilly is never cool. I'm not going to just hurt you for this unforgivable transgression, I'm going to beat the ever-living shit out of you.

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schmeat yeet beat your meat yah

when schmeat yeets and beats your meat and it feels good from schmeat and your like yah

Schmeat Yeet Beat Your Meat Yah!!!

Beat A Gamer Day Oct-30

Beat Any gamer for the price of 0$ beat the living heck out of those disgusting things - furry

Eww is that a gamer? Lets beat them! It’s Beat A Gamer Day Oct-30!

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Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat

When you are about to beat your meat so hard, you say "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat" before beating it. This will guarantee a better experience when nutting. If you say it just before nutting, it will enhance the experience to the point that you will feel the heavenly experience for up to a week

Jack: *Opens up 420GB 'Homework' folder*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*

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if you can't beat them, join them

If you are unable to outdo rivals in some endeavor, you might as well cooperate with them and thereby possibly gain an advantage. If your adversaries are stronger than you, it is better to join the adversaries. If you have to give up fighting some group because you can't win, band together with them.

If you can't win the battle, join the winning side. If you can't beat them, join them.

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I beat my meat to squid porn

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IF YOU DO THIS YOU Are LEGEND ANS DesERvE A TROPHY FOR LEGEND STATUS

I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf

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beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or wanker's cramp.

Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Lads: You mean meeting gemma......

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