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A Christmas tree exceeding no more than 4 feet in height and $10 per foot. Purely symbolic. On Christmas morning any presents placed under the tree are stored and then transported to the closest relatives house who has a real family. The only gift to one's self under a bachelor tree is a case of beer.
Just set up the bachelor tree, time to get drunk and hate myself.
talking in the language of a tree
oh my god tutoring is such tree lingo!
the act of a woman (or i guess a man) peeing on a man while twisting his testicles in a masochisticly-painful way.
She tree wrankled me the other night, I'm still sore!
christmas tree witha vagina tree topper
hey sweetie do you like our new vaginal Christmas trees?
Another name for a squirrel
That tree puppy is eating an acorn.
When a person throws a dirty diaper out of their high story section 8 apartment building and the diaper gets caught in a tree.
I walked through Harlem the other day and saw three diaper trees.
Dude have u seen those large leafy green things? Yah they are called trees stupid