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The Waffle House is a powerful eldritch monster which is said to have infinite power and knowledge. To contain it the Waffle House must gain a new host a being chosen to contain it's power and share its goods and knowledge with the words. The ritual to find the New Host comes every 1000 years.
Child: Grandpa bro did you feel that wave and what's that bright red beam shoot in the sky
Grandpa: Ah yes, the Waffle House has found it's new host
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.
I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES
When a post on an Internet platform relates directly to the Waffle House copy pasta
Jonny RaZer says to start waffle posting on all social media platforms
Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Another Freak Flies Like Eagle
My buddy told an epic "your mom" joke. I ROFLMAO WAFFLE'd.
One who sticks their duck ina waffle press and burns a waffle shape into their dick. Then their mate pours syrup on their penis and sucks/fucks it aggressively
Honey, your are a real waffle fucker.... and I like it
When you come to the office in the morning and stay until lunch, but work the rest of the day from home.
I'll be doing the reverse waffle today.
I'm reverse waffling.
After roughly pounding a female with a blue waffle, cream all over her pussy and lick i up.
"Brad wrecked my blue waffle last night then surprised me with some blue waffle syrup."