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Theres always this one motherfucker in the friend group that never eats enough and never brings food to uni or school and then theres the mom of the group that always feeds you and keeps up with how much the motherfucker eats. They will always have a snack with them e.g. mentos and feed you proper meals, like pizza.
Sarah is my friend who feeds me and if you become friends with her, she will be the friend who feeds you.
Sarah always has mentos on her, you can count on her as a friend who feeds you
When everyone and their mother can tell you have feelings for someone and they clearly have them back but you're both too scared to admit it so you're stuck in that awkward "idk if we're talking" stage.
"Yeah, Ryan is definitely your boo who ain't your boo until he finally grows a pair to admit he likes you."
"Jake is your boo who ain't your boo cause you're too dang scared to tell him you like him."
Employees that suck on the wood penis on the Boss ....aka buttsniffers, suckass
Damnit I tired of all the "Who's choking on the splinters" types around work.
when ur playing volleyball and u suck so every time you hit the ball it goes who the heck outta nowhere
What Empty!Cas said to Castiel about Dean Winchester
I know what you hate, I know who you love.
A euphemism for jacking off. The man downstairs is referring to an individuals genitalia. By showing him who’s boss, you are beating him, aka beating off, aka jacking off.
Man, work has sucked today. I think I’m just gonna go home and end up showing the man downstairs who’s boss.