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One of those guys who downloads mobile games and starts throwing shit when something doesn’t work out. Adam is unpredictable and will probably throw something in your direction if the game makes him mad enough so beware.
Look dude, it’s just a game! Don’t be an Adam.
a kid who looks like a blobfish and acts like every farm animal
"Is that Adam?"
"OH you mean the snorting blobfish"
"YES exactly bro"
The first Man to ever get laid.
Adam puts the sea in seamen.
Adam and Eve had wild sex all night long.
A superficial person, with a huge ego and nothing to back it up. Acts evolved and open minded when in reality is a misogynistic ass who makes women think they care, but actually just want to get in their pants. And who collects expensive fountain pens?? What are you? 97?
“Don’t be an Adam, no one will take you seriously!”
Adam is a very special guy, with lots of friends! Or not, and that's okay too! He is very good at doing things and is proficient at stuff, making him very useful to people and society in general or perhaps specifically? Adam is a handsome boy, but maybe not everybody can see that, and thats okay. Somebody will love you one day! Either way, I'm sure your mother loves you, unless you don't have a mum, in which case... unlucky, I guess. Adams are generally well liked by most people because of their fantastic name, gorgeous hair, long/short fingers (if your fingers are medium size just leave) and ability to control minds. Adams should be proud to be so special and unique and totally not on the spectrum, and live every day as if it's their last (it might well be).
Mummy: Who's a special boy
Me: me.
(Adam)
Adam is a really attractive man with beautiful eyebrows. He likes to do drugs and his strong presence is felt whenever he enters a room. He’s emotionally intelligent and able to hold conversations that are meaningful unlike most straight me who are unable to process emotions other than their own rage.
“Wow I really wanna fuck Adam”
He’s someone who makes you feel incredibly safe and makes you think about why it took you so long to be with him. His eyes are incredibly beautiful, like globes of peppermint sphere candies. Their lashes are long and full as if they’re some dark cascading waterfall. Their voice is so mysteriously familiar, you can’t remember where you heard it last, but it feels as if you’ve been cocooned by their love forever. You feel protected, like no storm in this world can strike you, when they’re beside you. You feel extremely powerful, yet extremely weak and vulnerable.
And if you’ve found your Adam, let them go. Because it’s a dream. You can’t find one, for I’ve already found him!
Hey Adam, my head hurts.