Anal Flag

Anal flag.
It is when your partner (or you) shoves both fists in the other partners ass and picks you up, proceeding to pick you up and wave you around like a flag. After if happens the person that got anal flagged will be paralyzed for 2 hours.

Guy1: Yo, me and my girl tried something new.
Guy2: What did you do?
Guy1: We ummm anal flagged.
Guys2: WHAT THE FUCK

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Anal Dandruff

The small scraps of toilet paper left behind after wiping your butt.

I was looking at my backside in a mirror and noticed I had anal dandruff from the lousy toilet paper I used at my grandmas house.

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anal buffet

the most fucking gross video on the internet involving a guy shitting into a girls mouth while shes masturbating

i had and anal buffet last night dude

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anal shoelace

Anal shoelace- when you grap a girls butthole and tie it in a knot

Joe-I anal shoelaces that girl all night. It was great.
Kyle-I know, right dude.

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Anal Assasin

A man who murders ass by stabbing. The attack will happen from behind with the recipient unaware their anus is about to be assasinated.

Sorry about your mom, I heard she fell victim to an anal assasin.

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Anal hooker

When you stick a finger in a girls ass and pick her ass into the air, using your finger as a hook.

"I totally anal hooker that bitch last night and made her scream"

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anal escapader

A heroic person who goes on adventures in search of the perfect buttocks in which to see up the anal cavity.

Kyle is an anal escapader. Ashley is staring at so meny butts she must be an anal escapader. Selena thinks kyle is the best anal escapader.

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