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When a topic of conversation leads to upsetting your girlfriend so that you won't get laid that evening.
Why did he have to bring up the Boner Contention?
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being joyful in such a way that you are when you touch your penis. <3
i was so boner happy when i listened to adele... i even took off my pants.
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i was so boner happy when i got an A+ on my calculus test.
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Its exactly as it sounds. When a girl or guy is on top riding your dick and he or she misses and sits on your penis and it snaps.
Max: So i was riding my boyfriends dick last night and I missed his dick
Lucas: Omg wut happened
Max: he got a snapped boner
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A boner that someone gets artificially through the art of self gratification.
Alaina gave himself an artificial boner after reading this.
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"When I was young, I used to make huge boners. Now I'm lucky if I make one once a year."
Boner Donor
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A boner only achieved in a garage.
1. A fetish for which you only become fully erect inside a garage.
2. A garage in which boners take place.
3. A kink that causes an extreme urge to spank your monkey exclusively in a garage.
“Man I had the craziest garage boner yesterday”
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James: I have an alfie boner right now
Andrew: I bet you do
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