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To masturbate to fruition whilst taking a shit.
"The bus will be here in five minutes, looks like you'll have to blow your load on the commode, Billy!" mother shouted up the stairs.
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A very silly way to say "Let's get a move on."
Pokey used this phrase at the beginning of Earthbound for SNES
Let's blow this popsicle stand... but don't you think you should say goodbye to your mon first?
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Boast
An act of talking with excessive pride and self-satisfaction
Tom: I won Jackpot last night.
Jack: Blow Cow Pussy!
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When you have to take a dump at work and there are several people present in the bathroom, you, without shame or couth, let said dump flow freely from your ass pipe, egregiously grunting and farting until all foul matter has been expended.
Dude 1: Dude, that dude is fucking up that toilet right now!
Dude 2: Yeah, sometimes you just gotta take a No shame blow down.
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When fellatio is given either on Christmas or during the Christmas season in the spirit of giving or perhaps in lieu of the more traditional monetary purchased gift. Similar in concept to the Birthday Blow Job
I've been good all year long... I wonder if bae is gonna reward me this holiday with a Christmas Blow Job...
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A type of "working dog"; is trained to blow into the "ignition interlock" system that people charged with drunk driving have to install into their vehicles for it to operate. This system requires the operator to blow into the machine periodically through the course of a drive.
A Blowing Mouth Dog (BMD) can fulfill this duty with some simple training. Most BMDs are from the local pound as they need to be willing to circumvent the law.
Is that a seeing eye dog? Mine is a Blowing Mouth Dog. He helps me drive around town when I have had a few drinks.
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Sending message after message for however long you want to stop
Ex: My boyfriend was blowing up my phone because he didn't know where I was.
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