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"When I was young, I used to make huge boners. Now I'm lucky if I make one once a year."
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being joyful in such a way that you are when you touch your penis. <3
i was so boner happy when i listened to adele... i even took off my pants.
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i was so boner happy when i got an A+ on my calculus test.
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Its exactly as it sounds. When a girl or guy is on top riding your dick and he or she misses and sits on your penis and it snaps.
Max: So i was riding my boyfriends dick last night and I missed his dick
Lucas: Omg wut happened
Max: he got a snapped boner
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A boner that someone gets artificially through the art of self gratification.
Alaina gave himself an artificial boner after reading this.
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When you get fully erect so fast that your dick falls off and you die.
I saw a porno where a guy had a turbo boner and died.
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A phrase used to describe a person who gets very sexually aroused after drinking too much alcohol.
"Man, I had like 4 beers last night and I got the most serious beer boner of my life.. I mean, I was ready to **** anything that moved!
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When someone is so lonely and haven't gone out of the house for days when they begin to find the silence sexy they might get a loner boner.
Guy: I haven't been out for ages! I'm so horny, and its so quiet in here...oh god no I feel a loner boner coming on.
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