Fake Brother

I person who cares about you in a brotherly way. Someone who shows you love and hate at the same time. Someone who is overprotective over you about boys. A person who shows you off to all of his friends and tells his family about you. They are also a person who you can talk to and they will comfort you.

That's my brother.
Your blood brother.
No, my fake brother.
Oh well, he treats you like his sister.

ur brother is mother

ur brother is mother is way worse than

-ur mom gey
-ur dad lesbian
-ur granny tranny

only use it at own risk the person who said it will die but the person who heard it will explode and the world will fall apart

dude1: ur granny tranny

dude2: bro dont make me actually DO it

dude1: do it noob i dare you

dude2: *loads up inner energy*

dude2: ur brother is mother *dies*

*worlds fall apart* *dude1 dies* * dude2 dies too* error 404 happened

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

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National Brothers day

May 12th

Tell your brother how much you love them or show them

You: hey brother I love you
Brother: um
You: it's national brothers day!

taliban brothers

People that have had their butthole caves invaded by the same army.

Grandpa and I had our colonoscopies done by the same doctor…guess we’re Taliban brothers now.

Brother Anish

Brother Anish is a person that the mankind looks upon. He is the light that shines upon the earth. Br.Anish as he is so called, symbolises success. He is an emblem of trust, friendship and brotherhood. With his dashing and handsome face he is always able to attract the opposite gender. His personality is what differs him the most, with his top notch humour and down to earth behaviour he is a true example of how perfect a human being can be. Also regarded as the mathematical genius to many he is definitely what many aim to be in Life

OMFG! that is Brother Anish, I want to be like Brother Anish, he is such a great man!!

Crappy brother

Sends birthday card to wrong person on your birthday.

BJ is such a crappy brother he sent Lynn’s birthday card to Mike.