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The biggest fucking retard on the face of the earth. Probably the cause of the next world war
poor black guy: yer using my tax money to fund the war?!
george w. bush: Duhhhhh....I like oil. And cocaine.
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A man who was once the President of the United States and no longer and probably won't ever again. So bye Georgie! George Bush is most known for his relationship with Afghanastan. Way to go Bush. He was the President during the 9/11 attack.
He is known for his great saying quote "...weapons of mass instuction!!!"
You go George W. Bush!
"Weapons of Mass Instuction!" - George W. Bush himself
Woah George my man, you're legit!
Tyler: Hey George W. Bush! How are you?
George W. Bush: I'm fine, Tyler. I enjoyed my time serving the United States of America when I was President.
Tyler: I'm sure you did. But whatever happened to those weapons of mass instruction?
George W. Bush: Well Tyler, to be honest, I really cannot say because the army felt these weapons were too dangerous and may errupt a World War 3 so... we melted them.
Tyler: Oh my! Oh my!
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The tangled mass of hairs, toilet paper balls a shit that resides in an ass crack.
The itch in my ass can most likely be attributed to the Flowering Dingle-bush that has recently taken root.
A woman who believes in the ancient art of not shaving her private area... Ever.
1) Guy 1: Yo dude my girlfriend finally went down on me and her hair was longer than the Nile River!
2) Guy 2: Sorry bro, sounds like your girlfriend is an African Bush Mama.
Ian is a dumbass... Clinton never got the majority either... twice!!!
Man, I'm sorry about speaking out of my ass... I guess I just pulled and Ian!
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The hip new phrase all the young people use to exclaim disappointment or anger.
This phrase is especially popular when reacting to an unfortunate situtation regardless of its cause. After all, it is, in all liklihood, George W. Bush's fault.
Coach: Sorry Mike, you've been cut from the team.
Mike: Fuck George Bush!
Guidance Counselor: Sorry Mike, you will be held back for a second round of 11th grade.
Mike: Fuck George Bush!
After missing the first 8 minutes of the new South Park episode
Mike: Fuck George Bush!
After realizing he made a retarded mistake on his Calc I Final Exam
Mike: Fuck George Bush!
After being bitten by a Komodo dragon and left to die of disease and infection in a strange Indonesian jungle
Mike: Fuck George Bush!
After being forced to watch Sparticus for the fifth time over because his Latin teacher is a fat lazy man whore
Mike: Fuck George Bush!
After realizing that buying the #2 combo would actually have been cheaper than trying to save money and not ordering a drink
Mike: Fuck George Bush!
After his mom packed another useless fruit that he won't eat in his lunch
Mike: Fuck George Bush!
After spending 3 hours reading about strange and unusual sexual positions on Wikipedia, and debating the ethics of wanking to a the free encycolpedia, and forgetting to pick his brother up from school
Mike: Fuck George Bush!
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A person who fails in life, uses "daddy" to stick up for his problems, a corrupted son of a bitch who should be put to death, and an insane asshole. Was an alcoholic and a drug addict, and thinks the "patriotic" way is killing the innocent citizens of the Middle East. By the way to all the Fucked Up republicans: IF WE ARE DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB WITH COUNTER-TERRORISM, WHERE'S OSAMA BIN LADEN! I mean, we have had 5 years to find him, right? Refers to the United States Constituition as a "Goddamn piece of paper", and believes dictatorship would help him rule better. Has used tax breaks for the EXTREMELY WEALTHY, and has put the country in a multi-trillion dollar debt. Used money to get into an Ivy League school, and hates abortion and evolution because it is against god's will. Should be considered armed & dangerous, and is wanted for violation to American & International Protocols, the corruption of the Constitution, the mass genocide of over 50,000 people in the Middle East, integration of Church & State, and bribery and espionage in both the 2000 & 2004 elections.
PS: Some people say if Bush is hated so much, why is he in the White House right now. Well, it is because of the retarted hicks and assholes in the country who are Religious retards and believe religion is the way and science will make us "evil sinners". Go back to school, fuckups.
Today, George W. Bush said that he would put million dollar tax cuts on sports players and CEO's, go overseas to help out with European Poverty, but we still have millions here in America starving and homeless.
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