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Don't bother me with your petty bullshit. I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass. Politer version is call someone who cares.
I think I might get fired tomorrow.
Here's a quarter. Go call someone who gives a shit.
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The new shitty game that Infinity Ward made. It will make you rage out of your freaking mind.
Boy 1 - "Yo do you think that IW will patch mw3 this time around?
Boy 2 - "Fuck he got me around that corner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck call of duty modern warfare 3 imma go get skyrim
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Activisions next cash cow.
Another shit console game made for brainless casual retards/or consumer. Soon to be one of the most overrated REHASHED games in history along with Black ops and Mw2. With that the CoD series hasn't done anything innovative since CoD4.(Spec-Ops is just a cheap co-op mode) All they do is re-skin, add another very short 5 hour campaign with a lazy horribly written storyline about Russians and nuclear weapons, and add more pre-installed hacks like perks and killstreaks to the MP to unbalance it and dumb it down even more for casual retards..
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How to make a Call of Duty game in 10 easy steps:
Step 1: Use an outdated game engine from 2005
Step 2: Insert crappy storyline about Russians and nuclear weapons
Step 3: Design a character that 12 year olds will perceive as "cool" and refer to him only by his mysterious call sign.
Step 4: Kill said character in a scripted event 2/3 way through the campaign.
Step 5: Kill key bad guy in another scripted event involving slow motion
Step 6: Add a halfbaked multiplayer mode. Make sure that there are plenty of glitches and imbalances and good places to camp.
Step 7: Profit.
Step 8: Release overpriced map pack.
Step 9: Profit some more.
Step 10: Repeat steps 1-10 until series has been sufficiently milked dry.(Tony Hawk, Guitar Hero)
Popularity=/=Quality
Casual gamer: Hey, bro!!! You gonna get Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3?!
Real gamer: Theres no way in hell I'm buying that shit console game.
Casual gamer: Why?
Real gamer: Its just another $60 expansion pack with even more dumbed down gameplay because those money hungry fucks at Activision want to expand there audience. No skill or actual thinking is required at all. Activision is just going to milk this game dry like Tony Hawk and Guitar Hero.
Casual gamer: LOL you PC elitist....name me games that are better!
Real gamer: Call of Duty 1, Call of Duty: United Offensive, Call of Duty 2, Team Fortress 2, Counter Strike Source, Battlefield series, Half Life series, Quake series, Doom series, etc. Oh....and I forgot Minesweeper.
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Call of Duty: World War 2 is Sledgehammer Games new, upcoming Call of Duty game of 2017. With currently over 17M Views and over 900,000 likes on YouTube, Call of Duty: World War 2 is what will bring Call of Duty out of the grave after 4 years of constant negativity and hate towards the series.
Have you seen the new Call of Duty: World War 2 trailer for 2017? Dude! We are going back to World War 2!
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Fatty-Hey
Person-uh.. Have you called Jenny yet?
Joke- Yo Momma is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
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A song by the legendary band Queen. It’s a bop. Go listen to it. Now.
Lad 1: Have you listened to the song Crazy Little Thing Called Love by Queen?
Lad 2: Yes I did! It was a total banger.
To check the amount of available toilet paper before deciding to begin a crap.
John: Be sure to have a roll call before the pants fall! This place has that cheap ass thin toilet paper.