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"Man, I lost my winning streak."
"Thats the way the cookie crumbles."
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One girl takes a shit on another girls tits, while a couple of men (preferably 5) proceed to jack off onto the girl's tits, often preceded by the ejaculation of the second onto the shit for added flavor.
"Hey, man. I went to Sally's the other day with Rebecca and the guys, and we did a Russian Cookies & Cream."
"That's lit, bro."
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The act of preparing and serving out a fart. An air cookie generally takes time to brew in the bowels, however the wait is usually worth while.
I just baked some air cookies, get em while their hot!
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this is what happens when a human (most likely a child) is hungry but another human (most likely adult) says no.
Timmy wanted his cookie for drawing a line and his mother said no, so Timmy yelled "GIVE ME A FUCKING COOKIE"
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a biscuit with a food stamp in the middle
Those people went to the welfare office to get their checks and West Virginia fortune cookies
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Chocola-ified unicorns and rainbows and butterflies :)
Girl 1: What is that?
Girl 2:*eating hershey's cookies 'n' creme* It's Hershey's cookies 'n'creme of course!
Girl 1: What does it taste like?
Girl 2: Chocola-ified unicorns and rainbows and butterflies
Girl 1: I want some!
Girl 2: No, get your own!
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