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Obsessive masturbation causing desensitisation in the penis.
Only known cure is the voodoo clam
Had to hit that voodoo clam last night to cure the death grip syndrome
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One of those great games that are on the DL when it comes to advertising. Largely unapreciated.
You play as a really hideous (like no one sees it...just say it -_-) warty warrior named Beethro who was sent to dungeons to kill evil monster things that were attracted by the fat lazy kings crumbs of food. Hmm. You have a large sword that separates you from the monsters. Every step you take, the monsters take a step too. The game is 2-D, and you see the whole room from overhead. What is pretty tight about this game is, there ARE no lives, you just start the room over again. This fact makes the game a puzzle/strategy game. Not only do you have to kill creatures, you must open doors by striking confusing switches to finish the room. Each level is like a maze; the mazes consist of the rooms. You must defeat all of the rooms to go up the stairs to the next level.
For MIDI music, I think it's actually really good. And the graphics aren't too bad, either.
Whenever Beethro gets killed, he makes this odd face of despair and spook that used to scare the crap out of me. (There is a box with his face on it on the very top left, so you can look at his beautiful face)
Well, just experience the game for yourself.
Person A: hmm, I'm kind of bored and unstimulated. What should I play on my PC?
Person B: Deadly Rooms of Death by Erik Hermannsen/Webfoot Technologies.
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In the bad old days before XP, this was a frequent occurence on computers which ran on a Windows OS. In some of the worst cases, you only had to look at the computer in a funny manner for the temperamental bastard to give you the Blue Screen Of Death! It usually tells you some shit like "a fatal error has occured" and gives you some mathematical gibberish. Basically, it means the operating system is rather shite and can't be arsed doing what you wanted it to do...
I remember a few years ago on my section at work we had this computer that gave us the Blue Screen Of Death so fuckin' often on a daily basis that I ended up decorating the monitor with the chequered tape we normally use on files if someone is terminally ill!
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A mowhawk for people that listen to death metal or gay nu-metal. We all know mowhawks are really meant for punks and every body else is ruining it for them.
Chrissy got a death hawk because her music taste is too brutal to call her hair style a mowhawk.
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A music genre, preferred by a category of people normally referred to as freaks whose only motive in life is to commit suicide.
Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson is the best example of how loser a person can get and then vent out his pent up loserities in a Death Metal song.
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Also known as Dunkin' Donuts, Fuckin' Dunkin' and other terms.
Basically, one of THE suckiest jobs known to the part-time world.
There are no tips, and no employee discounts.
Girl: Where do you work?
Worker: Dunkin' Death.
Girl: Oh...can i get a free-
Worker: No no you can't. nothing is free
Girl: Fuckin' Dunkin' sucks man!
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1 someone obsessed with death. not necessarily a goth or emo queer.
2 a mega fan of wednesday 13.
3 a hardcore graverobber
eg1 billy: wow you sure are obsessed with death... im gonna call you a... death-liking-person-thing
shaun: no, no im a death head
eg2 i love wednesday so much. im proud to be a death head. i wish he'd lay his eggs in my throat....
eg3 shaun: i love you christina
christina: sorry im a death head!!!
shaun: so i cant love you becasue ur a hardcore graverobber?
christina: ....yes
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