Asbag City F. C.

A professional football club based in Asbag Shahr,state of Asbagistan.
The club founded in 1738 by an italian architect, an arab businessman and a colombian drug dealer.
During the history the club has achieved many honours and has effected the footbal bringing a new style and form of play.

Asbag City F. C. won the champions league 1898/99.

F- Relationship

A friendship in which two people behave as being in an F+ (Friendship+) relationship, but without sexual interaction. In an F- (Friendship-) relationship, the (covered or open) sexual attraction is exclusively one-sided, but knowingly only for one of the two people involved.

Anna: "Joe, it is weird. Yesterday, he laid on my stomach again for some reason. I don't know what he wants from me."
Maria: "Hm, you two seemed to me like you are in a relationship. So he is not even your F+?"
Anna: "You thought Joe is my F+? Never! He is really not my type, but such a good friend."
Maria: "Ah, sounds like an F- relationship to me. Poor Joe."

C O L D F I R E

POV: You came here because you wanted the definition of “C O L D F I R E” but didn’t know he recently had a name change

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Bob:“YO C O L D F I R E JUST DROPPED!!!”
ITZthevisitor: “Better then Proto The Pedo!”

f m n o l?

Fuck me now or later?

"F m n o l?"
"Now"
"BET"

f(x) = e^x

The only function in the world that satisfies ∫f(x)dx = f(x) and d/dx f(x) = f(x). Very dumb.

Question: ∫f(x) = f(x)
Because ∫f(x) = e^x
Therefore, the solution is e^x

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F*ckchampion

When u first discover(virgin) this art of sexual intercourse with ur lovely lady and all u can do is boast.People look at you and think who cares what are you a F*ckchampion.

1#(says)Man i really gave it to my mrs last night it was so awesome.2#(says)Man who cares what are you fuckchapion!
Gee im so glad i discovered sex i am a F*ckchampion

Jada F

Jada F is the person who is constantly mixed up with other jada’s but she is the most unique out of all of the jada’s. She can be very weird and cringy at times but she is still so nice and funny and very loved. And she has a gyat and also she’s very pretty.

1. Is Jada here today?
2. Which Jada?
1. Jada F
2. No I haven’t seen her