Bro Chode

Friend's penis. Usually used when someone is showing a friend his genitalia.

-Aww, dude!
-Don't worry bud, it's just a little Bro Chode.
-Yeah, emphasis on little.

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Bro-vice

Advise only to be administered by a "Bro". Generally only serves as a distraction from a personal issue you cannot cope with.

Bro 1: "Bro, I can't get over my ex, I need some Bro-vice."
Bro 2: "Bro just fuck bitches and get money, Later we'll watch National Lampoon's; Van Wilder, he know's everything."
Bro 1: "Broski you're the best!"
Bro 2: "No broleash, you're the best"

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Bro Council

noun- A meeting of bros to discuss things or events in one bro's life. The topics of these meeting should be held with the utmost secrecy among bros and should not be discussed with any female whatsoever. At the conclusion of the bro council, the topic shall be no longer discussed and the bros who participated in the meeting shall act as if no meeting has even occurred.

Bro 1-"Dude, we need to have a bro council. The girl I've been banging for the past month wants to date me."

Bro 2- "This calls for an emergency bro council. I will send word to our fellow bros."

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Side bros

A term that girls use when they have multiple guys on the go but are not in a relationship with them.

Omg Becky has like 4fucking side bros on the go

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Bro State

A nickname for Pennsylvania State University at University Park.

Chad: Yo bromandawg, did u go to that sick party last night at Bro State?

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Skate-Bro

A dumb-ass frat dude (AKA a bro) who is also a skater, often seen arbitrarily carrying a skateboard with no intention of actually using it.

Hey you see that blatantly drunk dude with the skateboard that doesn't even look like it's been ridden?

Yeah that guys definately a Skate-Bro!

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defenstration bros

Tommyinnit and Technoblade in TUMOASD by Eneliii. It is very pog. "Got thrown out a window? Me too. We are Defenestration Bros. All capitalized. Defenestration Bros, here to save the day after falling from tall heights. We could - we could have like, a movie made about us Technoblade.” Invented by Tommyinnit the courageous and athletic and handsome and charismatic vigilante.

Wilbur: Go skydive out the window.
Dadza: Wil, no!
Technoblade: *jumps* I hate defenstration bros.
or

Tubbo: What do you mean you don't want to watch the bee movie? Jump out the window.
Tommy: *jumps* dEfEnsTratioN bRos!

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