A sex move in which a girl sits on your shoulders with her pussy in your face and you politely proceed to eat her out like the Tazmanian Devil
I hit that bitch with the French Megazord
A French Louie is when you take in his cock all the way down your throat, and then skillfully use your tongue to lick his balls while deepthroating him.
Person A: "Dude, I went on a date with this super hot enby yesterday and they totally gave me a French Louie."
Person B: "No fucking way. My girlfriend never wants to do that."
When she burps into your butthole
"Yea dude, this girl Erin really gave me a wicked French Blowhorn last night. I blew at least 3 feet across the room."
Giving a french barbie is when a french man drinks his cum out of a blonde woman's vagina.
Oh, Jerry gave me a french barbie last night. it was wonderful!
When you get home after selling a bunch of candy and there's two girls the one that you left and another one just there with you and they made breakfast.
I had a Mac French toast at about 11:00 a.m. because that's the way they wanted to.
When you get home in the morning after you left your girl and there's a breakfast just waiting for two of them.
I had a Mac French toast today because I was selling so much f****** candy.
When i guy shits then rubs it on his dick then fucks a girl using the shit as lube.
Damn I gave u the fastest french slip-n-slide ever!