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An activity for a couple watching a female sporting event on television, usually taking place later in the evening at home in bed.
Girlfriend: Hey baby, wanna come over for dinner tonight and after we can watch live Australian women's beach volleyball.
Boy/Girlfriend: Sure honey I am down, what a great Late Night Clit Cam!
What a desperate fool with a viagra side effect of prolonged erection does to rid himself of the prolonged hard-on.
I went down to the frozen yogurt shop and yelled, all the frozen yogurt is on me!
Soon I was at home being laid by Three dogs, eerr women.
So with that said, the doctors told me they now call the remedy a three dog night.
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If a football player cannot do it on a cold rainy night at stoke they’re not world class
Friend: messi is the best player in the world
Me: but can he do it on a cold rainy night in stoke
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An illegal wrestling move in which a wrestler jams their thumb up the butt of their opponent to distract and discomfort them.
Mark always joked that Andrew should use the Saturday Night Ride to win his wrestling matches.
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When your friend ejaculates on his female counterparts torso, and then a second party enters and unknowingly kisses the torso of the same female. Thus resulting in the first male's semen in the second's mouth.
Man, Russell was a Late Night Street Sweeper last night with Jim and Alice.
A phrase used when emphasizing the commitment to the grind, so committed you have no time for even subtle bowel movements. The phrase can also be used when describing how a rather uncooperative food or drink might unsettle the stomach to the point of a bowel movement within the pants
Brad: yo you trying to grab some tequila shots before the game?
Chad: eh man idk, it’s looking like an adult diaper kind of night
Jenna: I got a 5 page paper due at 8am and I haven’t even started, it’s looking like an adult diaper kind of night.
Markiplier is the King of Five Nights at Freddy’s and no one shall take his crown
Markiplier is the King of Five Nights at Freddy’s