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when you feel that you are going to Poop
Got to find a toilet, my baby kicked
When your to tired to stand up so you use your dick instead.
“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I’m already using my dick as a kick stand.”
When your dick is so long and stiff that you can use it to stand.
“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I'm using my dick as a kick stand.”
When you near orgasm and kick Granny Smith in the puss
Dude I was plowing his grandma then I apple kicked her right in the clit!
Other way of saying are you joking
Are you kicking the fridge mate.
The kerb being the edge between a footpath/pavement and the road.
To get your woman out of your life.
If you get cheated on, betrayed by or abandoned by your woman then "kick her to the kerb".
Basically get her out of your life and on her way. Hit the road Jack and don't come back!
a drug that is used to wean a drug addict from using drugs.
Methadone is a habit-kicking drug.