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In Jamican dialect, used to refer to a condom
You waan deh wid me, you have you life jacket?
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When the outside influences of your life are making it difficult to play your best at poker.
Because of stress at work and finding out my gf was pregnant, I couldn't concentrate on my game and lost $500 last night. Total life tilt.
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Players gotta play and haters gotta hate...
Steve and Jenelle are players... Amber is a hater... they are both fulfilling their respective roles. This is the Circle of Life
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the meaning of life is to be born pay taxes and die. all the while living in a shit hole of the world
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A life trip is the inadvertent act of "tripping on life". More simply, it's a fit of uncontrollable laughter which is often proceeded with a severe case of "crazy eyes" and erratic behavior. This can be set off by anything from a boring car ride to a bad joke,there is no one specific trigger in which a life trip is set off, it depends on the person.
Friend 1 to Friend 2: hey dude are you ok?
Friend 2: (laughing, and running around uncontrollably)
Friend 3 to Friend 1: What's wrong with him?
Friend 1 to Friend 3: I dunno, I think he's just "life tripping."
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n.Germanic. 1)a man jizzes into his own mouth and then spits it into the girl when he eats her out. Ideally, this results in a baby. 2)if in a threesome; the guy jizzes into one girl's mouth and that girl then eats out another girl.
v.the enactment of the breath of life.
(man talking to son) "Son, you are not like the other kids. You were conceived orally through the breath of life. Please don't take this the wrong way, like that slut your mother."
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it is like saying don't you have anything better to do than to complain about little things all day.
go try to find something better to spend your time on
the teacher is wearing a big cross then the students get their parents to come and complain to the principle about it. so why don't the students and the parents who seem to have time to complain about such little things go and get a life. Get a life people
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