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Oh God! What the fuck is that, Destiny? It looks like you just got pulled out of a well you've been stuck in for weeks!
Hym "What is with that blue lighting, holy shit!? You look like a man-sized parrot in a wig and goatee! Hahahahahahaha! What even IS that!?"
A light to hold you phone that breaks too fucking easily
Person 1: dude my ring light broke again
Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month
Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya
the act of honking your car's horn at the car in front of your when they're caught snoozing when a stoplight turns green.
Ex 1: I green light goosed somebody so hard yesterday, they did a burn out!
Ex 2: Dude, green light goose that Toyota in front of you!
Someone that may look white but they’re not actually white
Guy 1: “Look at Levi the white boy”
Guy 2: “He ain’t white, he’s just light light skinned”
The instant and simultaneous parting of all motor vehicles on a busy or stationary road when the driver can see the flashing blue lights of a police car or ambulance coming up behind them.
1.Moses held out his hand over the Red sea, and the LORD drove the sea back.
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.
Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.
2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!
Burning sensation in and around the Va jay jay of the female specimen from having a pure and evil disposition towards men
That bitch got what she deserved when she started her “ woman first “ ranting, lighting crotch is a wild fire that burns for days! Her slunk meat is cooked fo show
Burning sensation in and around the Va jay jay of the female specimen from having a pure and evil disposition towards men
That bitch got what she deserved when she started her “ woman first “ ranting, lighting crotch is a wild fire that burns for days! Her slunk meat is cooked fo show