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Picking up after your dog while walking it and putting the poop bag in somebody’s mailbox.
Let’s give that jerk Schmedlapp a Mexican mailbox muffin.
A "Muffin Roulete" is when a group of men circle around what is commonly a biscuit or muffin and ejaculate on it and the last on to ejaculate on it has to eat it in short this is a very messed up game and also has another name that I can't remember
Hey Todd wanna get the boys together and play a littl Muffin Roulette
the act of eating a muffin off a girl’s ass in the downward dog position.
Yeah bro, Cathy and I tried the downward muffin last night… the best damn muffin I’ve ever had!
The act of pouring barbecue sauce on a woman's vagina before going down on her.
Jerry got bored with his wife's tasteless vagina, so he gave her a barbecue muffin to spice things up.
Rare disease that causes mild to severe retardation, confusion of foods futher research is needed but is not known to be contagious. No deaths have been recorded
Shes got muffinitis because she bought apples when she was asked to bring onions
A person who is technically over-weight or considered fat by social norms, but when you see them, you don't think of them as fat.
"My friend Hannah always says she's fat, but I really don't think so. I guess she's a tufted muffin".