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Someone who's even weirder behind closed doors / who outdid themself.
Person 1: Did you hear about what James did?! That dude's wild!! I always knew he wasn't right in the head.
Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window.
Synonymous with the devils lettuce, marijuana, this answer is given by a stoner when asked if they are a smoker. If ever you hear this it is a dead giveaway that you’re dealing with a dirty doper.
Friend: “Are you a smoker?”
Dirty Doper: “Smoke what?”
The answer a stoner will give when asked if they are a smoker. If ever you hear this it is a dead giveaway that you’re dealing with a dirty doper.
You: “Do you smoke?“
Dope fiend: “Smoke what?”
When you lay opposite of another person sharing a blanket, usually on a couch, feet to feet (long distance signals) or head to feet (short distance signals). You begin to pass gas under the blanket, then you lift the blanket slowly and rapidly pull the blanket back down causing your smoke signal to exit the other side. It usually takes a couple tries to get your message across.
Sally had no idea what was so funny until she received my smoke signals.
When you're not man enough to smoke a real cigarette, choosing instead a Strawberry & Melon e-Cig.
Man 1 : I need a smoke
Man 2 : Have you tried my new flavour e-Cig ?
Man 1 : What's with the Vagina Smoke ? you a pussy ?
When you fart after you blow smoke up the butthole and it blows a perfect ring. Also known as a rim puff
Student : I’ve been practicing my smoke shows butt they keep coming out like an oval. Got any advice as a mentor ?
Maestro: Oh yes I used to have that problem. I really have to curl in not out. Try that next time. Also getting a toy can be super beneficial.
Student: ah that makes so much sense, maybe I should size up my plug?
Maestro: yes, the bigger the asshole the bigger the puff. But it’s all about muscle control, it’s no fart you know
Bombshell, sexy, smoking hot babymomma
My baby momma Danielle is a smoke show